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Funny for no reason

These are phrases and words that for one reason or another amuse me to no end. If you don't get it, don't feel bad. They are mostly here for my enjoyment and are not meant to be viewed or interpreted by anyone.

• · Abandoned mines
• · Carbonated cheese beverage
• · Dog gravy
• · Glass bottles
• · Onion chimes
• · Don't drink soap
• · Peristaltic pump
• · Consumer watch
• · Made with "Real Meat" (tm)
• · Dehydrated water
• · Alphagators
• · Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
• · Diametrically opposed
• · High performance liquid chromatography
• · Pus pocket
• · One, two, three, a-larry-o
• · Far out
• · Topiary
• · Transparent meat
• · Saw sharpening service
• · Toin coss
• · Pursue the happy
• · Cherry coke
• · Raw bacon sandwiches
• · Onionade
• · Super Bubba
• · Gloriosky
• · Rubber Tarzan
• · Jiffy Squid
• · Peter Cottonsvenson
• · Nattering nabobs of negativism
• · Used underwear bouquet
• · People person's people person
• · Tube top of justice
• · Fishystix
• · Moufang Plane
• · Toothless Fang
• · Homographs
• · Rip zip flip clip
• · Beefs and bouquets
• · Don Maximo soap
• · Shundahai
• · Stratocruiser
• · What? Sausages?
• · That's the way the cannon ball bounces
• · Why it's (insert name), little (insert name)-Lou
• · Yertle
• · Impossibly thick shaving cream
• · Multifunction Snapper
• · Sleep (while waving hand across subject)
• · Stone cold whore master
• · Ta-ra-ra boom de ay
• · Well hush my puppy
• · soft serve hot dogs
• · je m'appelle wheaty boy
• · Beep Beep, Ritchie
• · Junk entertainment
• · chucked a dummy spit
• · Time to put the pig in the freezer
• · No need to get diarrhea over it!
• · Sky groining
• · Poop Mahoney
• · Hey codge baby!
• · Foodstamper
• · sooky la la